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May 15

Obama at the Pearly Gates

Barack Obama arrives at the pearly gates.

St. Peter stops him and ask:

“So why do you deserve to enter Heaven?”

Obama replies:

“Didn’t you hear? I was the first Black president of the United States! Surely that allows me to enter.”

St. Peter says: 

“No… I didn’t hear. When did this happen?”

Obama replies:

“About 10 seconds ago.”


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