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Sep 26

I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bona fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up…

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,0 00 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax-free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife have $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved. Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads. Put away money for college - it’ll be there. Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car - create jobs. Invest in the market - capital drives growth. Pay for your parent’s medical insurance - health care improves. Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else. Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back; and of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President. If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t. Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.” But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Family plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

From an email my friend Wende forwarded to me. (via thumbwrestlinginbaltimore)

YES.

(via soupsoup)

hear! hear!

(via kaitziskin)

sign me up!

Everyone has half a million dollar, no one would work in the service industry and you couldn’t buy that new car because the price would rocket with demand. And who would teach all these college students? All the professors will be on holiday or early retirement!


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Sep 24
US Immigration… Esay flow chart..
via www.reason.com
It really sucks!

US Immigration… Esay flow chart..

via www.reason.com

It really sucks!


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Sep 24
How Business Works
via www.toothpastefordinner.com
They never told me this in college… How Business Works
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They never told me this in college…

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Sep 24
davereed:


onemoretimewithfeeling:axelrod: Remember Trogdor?

How could I forget The Burninator?!

auto Strong Bad reblog


TROGDOR!!! Always gets a re-blog here!

davereed:

onemoretimewithfeeling:axelrod: Remember Trogdor?

How could I forget The Burninator?!

auto Strong Bad reblog

TROGDOR!!! Always gets a re-blog here!


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Sep 23
Radio announcer undisturbed by studio fire
via Boing Boing
This man loves his job!

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Sep 23

getupgetout:

Do I sound like that when I laugh? Laugh Your Abs Away Exercise Video (via swissmiss)

I… I don’t know what to say…


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Sep 23

erockappel:

Remember when Chris Kula used to make those hilarious Clip Art videos?  He should start doing those again.

If you agree, reblog this.  Let’s send that bastard a message!

Get off your ass you lazy bastard!


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Sep 23
Name Your Wang
Yes, you read it right… the only official place to do it apparently… Name Your Wang
Yes, you read it right… the only official place to do it apparently…

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Sep 23
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Downloading Heroes now… Never a truer word spoken… now when is LOST starting? Ctrl+Alt+Del
Downloading Heroes now… Never a truer word spoken… now when is LOST starting?

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Sep 23

Hambone Brothers (via alfajerk)

The face on guy on the left… brilliant!


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Sep 22
Ricky Gervais Takes His Emmy Back
via DarrenByrne.com

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Sep 22

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Sep 22
Incoming freshmen
Tis the season… Incoming freshmen
Tis the season…

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Sep 22
Easily Unlocked
For footsie! Easily Unlocked
For footsie!

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